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Official In Every Sense... Except That One... 22/M/Manx-Manc

From the Isle of Man, I (also) love man.

recent Salford University Graduate after 2 years reading Linguistics and French and an additional year reading Linguistics... I specialise in Sociophonetics, and wrote my dissertation and other research papers in Queer Linguistics.

ϟ Harry Potter themed asks ϟ

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  • Alohomora: What holds the key to your heart?
  • Levicorpus: What lifts your spirits?
  • Petrificus Totalus: What's your biggest fear?
  • Imperio: Are you a controlling person?
  • Obliviate: What do you want to make someone else our yourself forget?
  • Protego: Who is your protector or who do you protect?
  • Confringo: Tell us one thing in your house you would like to destroy?
  • Wingardium Leviosa: What was hard for you to learn, but you are able to do at this point?
  • Lumos: Tell us a good memory?
  • Nox: Tell us a bad memory?
  • Riddikulus: What is your biggest fail?
  • Incendio: What would you take with you if your house were on fire?
  • Sectumsempra: Did someone ever hurt you physically?
  • Reparo: Is there anything that broke or got lost in you live and you want to have back and repare?
  • Crucio: What thought tortures you the most?
  • Avada Kedavra: What thing would you kill for to have?
  • Expecto Patronum: What would be your patronus?
  • Expelliarmus: Did someone ever totally disarm you so you didn't know what to day anymore?
thefluffingtonpost:

REPORT: Bruno Mars Is Actually a Dog
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to a recent investigative report by the Chicago Sun Times, the singer Bruno Mars is actually a Siberian Husky named Miles. The pup has apparently been masquerading as the “human” recording artist since 2008.
"I was shocked," says Keith McDowell, the report’s author. McDowell alleges that the dog has used advanced auto-tune technology to transform his barks and yelps into Mars’ smooth tenor vocals.
"I bought the CDs and went to the concerts. Had I known he was just yet another puppy using auto-tune, I might not have," says McDowell. "He got to play the Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a second. I’m glad I blew the lid off this thing once and for all."
At press time, Miles was not taking any questions, this according to his “newly-hired” attorney Clint Barksman.
Via iheartmiles.

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thefluffingtonpost:

REPORT: Bruno Mars Is Actually a Dog

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to a recent investigative report by the Chicago Sun Times, the singer Bruno Mars is actually a Siberian Husky named Miles. The pup has apparently been masquerading as the “human” recording artist since 2008.

"I was shocked," says Keith McDowell, the report’s author. McDowell alleges that the dog has used advanced auto-tune technology to transform his barks and yelps into Mars’ smooth tenor vocals.

"I bought the CDs and went to the concerts. Had I known he was just yet another puppy using auto-tune, I might not have," says McDowell. "He got to play the Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a second. I’m glad I blew the lid off this thing once and for all."

At press time, Miles was not taking any questions, this according to his “newly-hired” attorney Clint Barksman.

Via iheartmiles.

thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: No! Not the Tickles!
Via chai_kitty.

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thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: No! Not the Tickles!

Via chai_kitty.

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mostlycatsmostly:

Charly en vacances (via major-tom)

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mostlycatsmostly:

Charly en vacances (via major-tom)

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aubreyplza:

my sister and I got a little witch hat for her kitty

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uaintkawaiibitch:

danieltflynn:

this is the first animation I’ve done in a year

And you’ve done well

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uaintkawaiibitch:

danieltflynn:

this is the first animation I’ve done in a year

And you’ve done well

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dogshaming:

I’m a natural redhead

Zorro ate his Viking Halloween costume

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dogshaming:

I’m a natural redhead

Zorro ate his Viking Halloween costume